this conversation actually happened between me and an acquaintance of mine at dinner recently
| *everyone reminiscing about the past* | |
| friend: | oh my god, remember neopets? |
| everyone: | oh, haha, yeah! |
| me: | i still play that |
| me: | like every day |
| friend: | |
| me: | |
| friend: | i can't tell if you're being sarcastic |
| me: | i'm not |
| friend: | |
| me: | |
| friend: | i still can't tell |
| me: | i'm literally not |
| friend: | |
| me: | |
| friend: | |
| me: | |
| friend: | |
| me: |
we all have that one mini game that we’re fucking beast at. whenever it pops up you’re just like, awwww, yeeeaah. motherfucker don’t stand a chance. mine’s orbliteration. what’s yours?
i get so frustrated when it’s like
oh shit
you hear something behind you
better get out
and i’m like
NO. I SPENT 400 NP ON THIS SHIT. I DON’T CARE WHAT I HEAR, I’M GOING THROUGH THE GODDAMN TUNNEL. HONESTLY. JESUS CHRIST.
but i know if it were actually me
i’d hear the faint sound of a pebble falling and i’d be like
OH SHIT GOTTA GET OUT TREASURE MY BALLS SEE YA
my beautiful, beautiful jetsam into a yellow quiggle
are you fucking with me here
he was my baby
he was gonna be halloween
end me now
(ps yes i realize that i zapped him and deserve this. shh.)
True story. I just played with someone and rolled a 1 onevery. single. turn.
So uh……this happening to anyone else? It’s been going on for me all day, no matter where I go.
warning: extremely crappy video quality.
the person i just played against won and left the game with a ‘don’t worry, maybe someday you’ll be as good as me’
WELL
MY DREAM
MY DREAM
THIS IS WHAT DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS ARE MADE OF
HEY NOW
HEY NOW
I have 3 gift boxes so I can gift 3 nc things. The things circled in red are the things I do not want, therefore you can pick from those. Reblog and/or like this once. I will pick winners in an hour or so.
(via neopianpsychopath)
